影片是色情与科幻的结合，芭芭丽娜是公元四万年的女詹姆斯·邦德，专门收服太空星系中的妖魔鬼怪。当她被逼降落在一个星球时，她要面对一个同性恋的邪恶皇后、盲眼的英俊天使等等。 基尼斯扮演的角色发明了一种永不变脏也永远穿不破的神奇布料，这简直是人类的福音——因此，纺织厂老板和工会领导决定，要在所有人都失业以前干掉基尼斯。被追杀的基尼斯狂奔过黑暗的街巷，但是对他来说躲起来并不容易，因为他的衣服在黑暗中闪闪发光。 故事发生在十八世纪中叶，杰里米（斯图尔特·格兰杰StewartGranger饰）是一名过惯了自由自在生活的海盗，在阴差阳错之下，他成为了男孩约翰（乔恩·怀特利JonWhiteley饰）的监护人。一向无拘无束的杰里米那能够胜任这种职务，他决定把男孩送去学校读书，就此撒手不管。可没过多久，杰里米就得知，原来约翰是一枚价值连城的钻石的继承人，这让财迷心窍的杰里米顿时来了精神，他决定陪同约翰一起去寻找这枚钻石，然后耍点小花招，将这枚钻石据为己有。在寻找钻石的过程中，杰里米渐渐了解了约翰悲惨的身世，两人之间慢慢培养出了一种类似亲情的感情。 From the Louis Hemon novel "M. Ripois and His Nemesis" about Andre Ripois, a philanderer in pursuit of love and riches from Paris to London. Andre is breaking up with his wife, Catherine, over his attentions to her best friend Patricia. While Catherine is out arranging the divorce, Andre, just to keep in practice, hits on the girl upstairs, Diana and then turns his attention back to Patricia, who he tricks into having dinner at his flat on the pretext that Catherine will be there. When he cannot make any progress with her via his usual tactics, he tries to arouse her pity be telling her of his past. In his early, impoverished days in London, he made love to his boss Anne but her dreadful cooking drove him away. Next came Norah who he picked up on a bus and took to his flat and told her about his make-believe inheritance, but she insisted on marriage first, which was not in his plans. Marcelle, a French woman living in Soho, put him on his feet with money, and he repaid her by stealing fifty pounds and running off. He met the wealthy Catherine at his flat where she came to be tutored in French lessons, and ended up marrying him. But, even at his wedding, he had eyes only for Patricia and, he tells her she is his one true love. 
